An honest heart is not to be trusted with itself in bad company.
I'm learning Cuban. It's like Spanish, but with fewer words for luxury items.
I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.
They have a sign at the beach, "no glass bottles". I think that's so the other sand particles don't feel like underachievers.
I don't know if I was put on this Earth for a purpose or not. But I'm fairly confident that I'll be taken off of it for one.
I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery and now I don't know what he looks like.
I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life. I'm pleased to say I've won.
A society which denies the heart its role becomes, in very short order, a heartless society.
That I was born to this circle - I am blessed. That I choose to stand in this circle - I am proud.
Blood sport is brought to its ultimate refinement in the gossip columns.
God, three weddings in one day, I'm going to be in Spanx for 12 hours. My elastic line is gonna get infected again.