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This is, first and last, the real value of Christmas; in so far as the mythology remains at all it is a kind of happy mythology. Personally, of course, I believe in Santa Claus; but it is the season of forgiveness, and I will forgive others for not doing so.

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Milton Berle

Some kids want to know why the teachers get paid when it's the kids who have to do all the work.

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