The human body is first and foremost a mirror to the soul and its greatest beauty comes from that.
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.
I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms. '
A study last year showed that the page you turn to first in the newspaper can be a predictor of how long you will live. No surprise, turning first to the Comics Pages prolongs your life.
People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's under water. But it's certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool.
My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
I don't need a hard disk in my computer if I can get to the server faster. . . carrying around these non-connected computers is byzantine by comparison.
Hold on to your wallets folks because with the passage of this trillion-dollar baby, the Democrats will be poised to spend as much as $3 trillion in your tax dollars. Taxpayers will be on the hook for spending that will stimulate the debt, stimulate the growth of government, but will do little to stimulate jobs or the economy.
The less oil the world uses, the less important the region that has so much of it becomes.
Its not stress that kills us, it is our reaction to it.