So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel? - Billy Connolly

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I turn you out of doors tenant desire you pay no rent I turn you out of doors all my best rooms are yours the brain and heart depart I turn you out of doors switch off the lights throw water on the fire I turn you out of doors stubborn desire.

Billy Connolly

So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?

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It's my mind, and I reserve the right to change it as often as I like.

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To every bushel of the powdered cement add one bushel of sand, mix them together and pass them through a sieve, then add a sufficient quantity of water to make it (by well mixing and working) about the consistency of a soft putty. It is then fit to use but should not be kept more than six or eight hours and should be thoroughly worked just before it is used.

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