I've always hate child stars, starting from way back when, when I was a child. The first child … - Joan Rivers

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Many men spend their lives in gazing at their own shadows, and so dwindle away into shadows thereof.

Joan Rivers

I've always hate child stars, starting from way back when, when I was a child. The first child star I saw was Shirley Temple. She was six years old, two foot six and the biggest star in Hollywood. She wore ribbons in her hair, and frilly little pinafores and shiny patent-leather tap shoes - just like the boys in Glee do.

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