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Writing is a miserable, awful business. Stay with it. It is better than anything in the world.

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My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice.

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As soon as you lay down, that's when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. 'Goodnight, baby. ' 'Do you think we were together in a past life?' 'Yeah, and I died of sleep deprivation. Go to bed. ' 'Don't you feel like we're soul. . . '

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What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why!

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Whenever she uses the phrase 'I was thinking. . . ,' that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.

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Being in a relationship is like being in A. A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man. '

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There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.

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