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Rejoice and love yourself today 'Cause baby, you were born this way.

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I've found that my humor goes over big in London.

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You know how many stunning women told me they can't stand a good-looking man?. . . Women feel secure with an ugly guy because a man in bad shape isn't gonna cheat.

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A schmuck is a general term of disrespect. It's a term of contempt and derision. It applies to a lot of people.

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Did you hear about the accountant who became am embezzler? He ran away with the accounts payable!

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The main problem with the Democrats is their utter negativity. They're made up of schumucks and hypocrites. They also have higher levels of immorality.

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Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?

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