Death is turning out the lamp because the dawn has appeared.
The European countries are really hoping to do well in the Olympics. If they win gold medals, they can use them as cash.
Tourists - have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking. "
George Clooney is on the program tonight. Next week at this time I will be in a hardware store watching them mix paint.
People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.
I mean you think about the guy, the Nigerian guy, who was going to blow up the plane. He was wearing a pair of Fruit of the Lunatic. . . . Guy was not too bright. He said that the reason he became a suicide bomber was to work his way up in the al Qaeda organization.
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Piensa el sentimiento, siente el pensamiento. " (roughly translated, "Think about the emotional and feel the intellectual")
Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!
You must avoid the investigation trap. You can't postpone tough decisions by studying them to death.
In dreams begin responsibilities.