Whenever I do a performance I always hope it is the best day of my life. Sometimes it happens and sometimes it doesn't.
Dinner Special - Turkey $2. 35; Chicken or Beef $2. 25; Children $2. 00
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
Take the folks at Coca-Cola. For many years, they were content to sit back and make the same old carbonated beverage. It was a good beverage, no question about it; generations of people had grown up drinking it and doing the experiment in sixth grade where you put a nail into a glass of Coke and after a couple of days the nail dissolves and the teacher says: Imagine what it does to your TEETH! So Coca-Cola was solidly entrenched in the market, and the management saw no need to improve.
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal in the world, with a speed of 120 mph, is a cow dropped out of a helicopter.
A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.
Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.
Insanity and psychosis can no longer be respected as meaningful [terms] - but are used by limited individuals in positions of social power to describe ways of behaving and thinking that are alien, threatening, and obscure to them.
Do not confound noise with fame. The man who is remembered, is not always honored.
My mother cranes her neck. Her ability to be fascinated by things is her best gift to me.
Trust is a skill learned over time so that, like a well-trained athlete, one makes the right moves, usually without much reflection.