There's a certain balance between finding an opportunity to do what you really enjoy and getting caught up … - Jim Gaffigan

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You think it's a blessing to know what God wants? I'll tell you what he wants. He wants to push me over! Can't he see what's inside of me? All my sins.

Jim Gaffigan

There's a certain balance between finding an opportunity to do what you really enjoy and getting caught up in the flattery of people wanting you to do things.

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