I had peanut butter once. It was awful.
Many of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident. I mean, look at the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, or Botox.
But if you pick up every other magazine, it is the peanut butter diet, or the cabbage soup diet, and then you go to the radio and you hear that you can drink some solution and you will lose weight overnight. It just does not work that way!
It's like peanut butter and chocolate. Each is great, but they're better together.
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
What we need to do is stop global warming; that's the only way to stop your peanut butter cups from melting. . . And if that doesn't do the trick, then put them in the fridge. . . Or better yet, eat them.
Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.
You know how you put peanut butter on a piece of bread and the bread falls - it never falls on the bread side down, it always falls peanut butter side down. That's because of gravity.
All food starting with p is comfort food: pasta, potato chips, pretzels, peanut butter, pastrami, Pizza, pastry.
I rented Ghostbusters, my all-time favorite inspirational movie. I picked up some microwave, popcorn, a KitKat, a bag of bite-sized Reese's peanut butter cups, and a box of instant hot chocolate with marshmallows. Do I know how to have a good time, or what?
My sweat smells like peanut-butter.
What's love? Something that lasts a week or a month and that's all you can except? Or is it just that some loves have a short shelf life? You know, like yogurt: after a week or two they go bad. And how do you recognize the other kind of love, the kind that isn't like yogurt? The kind that's more like. . . I don't know, like peanut butter, that lasts forever and always tastes good?
Q: What's the difference between a tweaker and an elephant? A: The elephant will eat all your peanut butter.
I have no idea why a guy would bring a jar of peanut butter to a concert.
Peanut butter is the greatest invention since Christianity.
I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up. . . it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme!
I grew up as a kid with very little. I could enjoy a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or peanut butter crackers.
While it's true that you may lose your religion during the course of a lifetime, you never lose your salvation. Once you let Jesus in your kitchen, he just keeps on making peanut butter and banana sandwiches, and he never leaves.
I would like magical palm tree that had a lot of shade with instead of coconuts there's just peanut butter jelly sandwiches with cheetos underneath. And my wife that is always happy and possibly naked.
What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend.
