The three-ball is an easy shot if you're uncontested, but when they know you can shoot, it's a lot harder to get off.
Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.
Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are.
I'm into the true meaning of Christmas - Faith, Family, and Facial hair.
A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying.
At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and cream cheese.
Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks.
Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars and makes people smile.
When you build a memorial, you build it not because the person wanted it, but for the future -- for generations who didn't know the man and didn't know the era in which he lived.
I'll start by saying that "Fifty Shades of Grey:" It's like I don't have. an elicit confused relationship to my sexuality. So I don't need a book like that.
It's when things are going just right that you'd better be suspicious. There you are, fat as can be. The whole world is yours and you're the answer to the Wright brothers' prayers. You say to yourself, nothing can go wrong. . . all my trespasses are forgiven. Best you not believe it.