What we need to do is stop global warming; that's the only way to stop your peanut butter … - Rush Limbaugh

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I think that this vein is close to being mined out already, but I'll say that my knowledge of and talent for linguistics are quite limited and I'm not aware of being a hell of a lot more interested in that topic than I am in others.

Rush Limbaugh

What we need to do is stop global warming; that's the only way to stop your peanut butter cups from melting. . . And if that doesn't do the trick, then put them in the fridge. . . Or better yet, eat them.

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