Learn to put your troubles in your pocket, then leave them there when you do your laundry.
After the Cardinals traded their No. 6 pick, I didn't know where I was going,. . . The first thing I thought about was me and Ray Lewis doing that commercial, and how he made me do his laundry. And now it's actually going to be a reality.
Keep your shirt on," she said with a laugh at her bad joke. "Your clothes are at the laundry. They'll deliver them as soon as they're ready. " "And in the meantime?" "Looks like you're naked. " His jaw worked as if he couldn't believe what he was hearing. "I beg your pardon?" "Beg all you want, you're still going to be naked. " Tabitha paused at the wicked image in her mind. "Come to think of it, a gorgeous, begging, naked man… that's the stuff of fantasies. Begging won't get you your clothes, but it could get you something else. " She wiggled her eyebrows at him.
I'm a dude, obviously, and when I'm not in a relationship, I don't do laundry until I want to. But if I live with a girl, you have to do it when she wants to or when we want to, which sucks.
Marriage: The most expensive way to get your laundry done.
My laundry list of wants in a partner is basically kindness. I want someone who is kind, and that's kind of where it begins and ends. I'm open to being surprised.
It's not even that finding laundry pleasurable or delightful should be our goal rather than finding television delightful. It's that both laundry and television can be delightful.
I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen.
When you give a speech you don't go through a laundry list, you talk about the things that you think are important.
I know how to separate my own laundry.
I always make the joke that I go home, to one of my homes, to go and do laundry so I can go on the road again.
Forgiveness lives alone and far off down the road, but bitterness and art are close, gossipy neighbors, sharing the same clothesline, hanging out their things, getting their laundry confused.
I knew Queen Elizabeth didn't do any laundry! I knew I wasn't going to be doing laundry. I was going to be singing.
I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department.
An actress once advised me, 'Make sure you do your own laundry - it will keep you honest. '
Measurement is like laundry. It piles up the longer you wait to do it.
Mine doesn't even know there is laundry. It just magically gets done.
I really like doing the laundry, because I succeed at it. But I loathe putting it away. It is already clean.
[Donald] Trump is taking America's dirty laundry to the center stage. Everything he does, the rest of the country already does really well: victimize immigrants, poor people, women.
I founded Wang Laboratories. . . to show that Chinese could excel at things other than running laundries and restaurants.