Mine doesn't even know there is laundry. It just magically gets done. - Mila Kunis

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Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life. If Bill Gates had got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft?

Mila Kunis

Mine doesn't even know there is laundry. It just magically gets done.

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You can’t get mad at a bear for being racist. You can’t get mad at a bear for being offensive. It’s not real.

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I don't even have Facebook, Twitter or Instagram. Why would I ever want to be viral when I'm not even on the Internet?

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Chivalry is not dead and you should be a gentleman. But if you are going to buy a girl a drink, buy it. Don't just offer it. Follow through.

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I have this odd tendency to be really sarcastic when I'm uncomfortable and I don't really know why but it just comes out and it's come out since I was a child.

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