It amazes me that parents are allowed to raise kids. There's so much power and often very little accountability.
Learn to put your troubles in your pocket, then leave them there when you do your laundry.
Relationships are like apples: they can be sweet and satisfying. But once you bite into a bad one, it's hard to go back to the barrel again.
Don't judge people you don't know. You have no idea what they've been through, and you may waste an opportunity to make a new friend.
As we age, the bright light of youth either burns out or burns stronger - it's our choice.
To go where you're wishing you could go, first you must tie your shoes and step off the porch.
The only thing worse than women are women who tell me I'm a misogynist.
Your mind is a cupboard and you stock the shelves.
I love jokes as much as anyone, but I don't want to hear my snail jokes every day. But I might want to hear a good song every day.
I discovered that a diplomat's life is largely entertaining and meeting people. At the end of the day there's nothing. So I gave up.
A woman scoffs at evidence. Show her the sun, tell her it is daylight, at once she will close her eyes and say to you, "No, it is night.