(Yes teenage boys who are fine always cry on their mothers’ shoulders until they leave a snot trail. … - Jordan Sonnenblick

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Being a melting pot is what I think is great about being American, and also that we get to do something that other people don't get to do, we get to be a hyphenate. That's a good thing.

Jordan Sonnenblick

(Yes teenage boys who are fine always cry on their mothers’ shoulders until they leave a snot trail. )

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