My father used to call me the laughing hyena.
Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show.
You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.
Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover.
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
Only thing on right now, like a night light.
Don't feel bad, Angela," Kami said. "You know guys, they only want one thing. Repartee. I can't count how many times men have admired my well-turned phrases.
I just want to live my life the best way I can and enjoy the moment that I have off the court because you need to find a good balance. I think this is very important.
I have been very consistent over the course of my entire life. I have always fought for the same values and principles.