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When hiring key employees, there are only two qualities to look for: judgement and taste. Almost everything else can be bought by the yard.

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So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: You know, maybe you're suffering from premature ejaculation. Yeah, does it look like I'm suffering? Those aren't tears on your belly.

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A lot of weird ads. Sally Struthers with that little kid: 'Just 55 cents, the price of a cup of coffee, feeds this kid and his family for a week. ' Yeah, where is that? 'Cause I wanna move there.

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How do blind people know when they're done wiping their ass?

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What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you say, "You better let him finish. "

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If you get a ticket, you can go to traffic school, and they make you watch movies for like eight hours: head-on collisions, mannequins flying out the windshield. At the end of the movie, the instructor goes, 'Now what have we learned by this?' Never let a mannequin drive your car.

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My mom told me when I was younger that when you jack off all of your dead relatives are watching. But then I figured who were they going to tell.

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