A man goes to a fancy dress party dressed only in his Y-fronts. A woman comes up to him and says "What are you supposed to be?" The man says "A premature ejaculation. " "What?" says the woman. The man explains "I've just come in my pants. "
The Lord help us!' he soliloquised in an undertone of peevish displeasure, while relieving me of my horse: looking, meantime, in my face so sourly that I charitably conjectured he must have need of divine aid to digest his dinner, and his pious ejaculation had no reference to my unexpected advent.
Let's distinguish between freedom and equality. The modern American woman may be more liberated sexually than her mother was, but I don't think she enjoys a bit more sexual equality. The American male continues to use her sexually for one thing: a means to the end of his own ejaculation.
I shall sustain a massive erection, that’s what, and I shan’t be answerable for the consequences. Some kind of ejaculation is almost bound to ensue and if either of you were to become pregnant I should never forgive myself.
They've bought out a condom now for people with premature ejaculation and they've put an anesthetic in the lining that makes you numb and you can last for longer. Or, you can wear it inside out and you don't have to wake anybody up!
The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation. . . but I hear that it's coming quickly.
So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: You know, maybe you're suffering from premature ejaculation. Yeah, does it look like I'm suffering? Those aren't tears on your belly.
Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Pre-mature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before.
Erections, Ejaculations,Exhibitions and General Tales of Ordinary Madness.
Now why the hell would I want to increase the volume of my ejaculation ? They can already hear me in the apartment next door.
I have divers times examined the same matter (human semen) from a healthy man. . . not from a sick man. . . nor spoiled by keeping. . . for a long time and not liquefied after the lapse of some time. . . but immediately after ejaculation before six beats of the pulse had intervened; and I have seen so great a number of living animalcules. . . in it, that sometimes more than a thousand were moving about in an amount of material the size of a grain of sand. . . I saw this vast number of animalcules not all through the semen, but only in the liquid matter adhering to the thicker part.
The religions of the world are the ejaculations of a few imaginative men.
It's often the way that people who take their work seriously laugh at stupid jokes; it's as if they are under-humored and, as a consequence, suffer from premature laugh-ejaculation.
Art and prayer are the only decent ejaculations of the soul.
