My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing. - Rodney Dangerfield - Quotesmemo.com

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I'm never angry at anybody! No human being can do anything important enough for that. You get angry at people when you feel that their acts are important. I don't feel that way any longer.

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Rodney Dangerfield

My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing.

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