The Washington State Supreme Court on Thursday announced a two-year suspension for a lawyer found having jailhouse sex … - Tina Fey

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Tina Fey

The Washington State Supreme Court on Thursday announced a two-year suspension for a lawyer found having jailhouse sex with a triple murder defendant she was representing. HaHa! Jokes on you dummies. . . I'm not really a lawyer!

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