Just as I shall lie alone in the grave, so, in essence, do I live alone.
When you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts, you can be sure you're dead.
Whoever coined the term "Buyer Beware" was probably bleeding from the asshole.
Things happen along the way in our path. Instead of looking at it as a wall that's being put up in front of us, look at it as as opportunity to scale new heights and to climb that wall - to see and do things you didn't think you were capable of.
Charles Pierce, Bea Arthur, and I were like a terrible little trio.
You're not going to get a chance to vote for me on the ballot, but you can actually vote for what I believe in.