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Misery is when you heard on the radio that the neighborhood you live in is a slum but you always thought it was home.

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I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job.

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Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring. . . 'How to Build a Boat. '

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat

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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. . . I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

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I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

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