Same topic Authors
Quote of the day

The atoms of the earth are formed inside of stars. Nothing really dies, everything is transformed.

Popular Topics
Beauty, Music, Journey, Subject, Drama, Technical, Living My Life, Town, Impossible, Art, Bear, Leadership, Story, Beach, Nice, Poet, Willing, Live, Humbly, Heart, Love You, Night, Dress, Guru, Air, Brain, Kindness, House, Feeling, Glory, Motor, I Like You, Wonder, Religion, Difference, Football, Life Is Like, Food, Creative, Light, Weak, World, Pleasures Of Life, Peace And Love, Butterfly, Kids, Inspire, Positive, Flower, Worry
Steven Wright

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. . . I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Birthday, Funny, Humor, Let, Same
Same Author Quotes

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring. . . 'How to Build a Boat. '

Asked, Book, Desert, Island, Islands, Stranded

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat

Funny, Humanitarians, Humor, Vegetables, Vegetarians

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

Cowboy, Follow, Funny, Humor, Models, Musicians

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

Daydream, Dream, Funny Inspirational, Kept, Love, Wandering

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Abbreviated, Funny, Humor, Long, Word
Similar Quotes