I've tried the female thing. I was in a movie called Dinner for Schmucks a couple of years … - Jeff Dunham

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We must turn to nature itself, to the observations of the body in health and in disease to learn the truth.

Jeff Dunham

I've tried the female thing. I was in a movie called Dinner for Schmucks a couple of years ago with Steve Carell and I created a female character for that movie. And after a few months of trying her out on the road it just didn't work. I mean, I can think like a terrorist, I can think like a white trash guy, I can even try and think like an African American, but I can't figure out how a woman.

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