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I went to South Africa on safari and came eye to eye with a beautiful leopard. We were so close; I was staring at him for a long time and I felt a recognition with my own nature.

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Mitch Hedberg

I tried to have a cookie, and this girl said, "I'm mailing those cookies to my friend. " So I couldn't have one. You shouldn't make cookies untouchable.

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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".

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