I took my AlDS test. You start reflecting. . . You start thinking about every nasty, skank-ass. . … - Chris Rock

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The future started yesterday, and we're already late.

Chris Rock

I took my AlDS test. You start reflecting. . . You start thinking about every nasty, skank-ass. . . It's like the movie Scrooge, and the Ghost of Pussy Past comes.

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Just to be clear, Ray Rice was not fired for beating his wife. He was fired because a video of him beating his wife was released.

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Not a Harvard-type education,. . . Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.

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If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail!

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We treat racism in this country like it's a style that America went through. Like flared legs and lava lamps. Oh, that crazy thing we did. We were hanging black people. We treat it like a fad instead of a disease that eradicates millions of people. You've got to get it at a lab, and study it, and see its origins, and see what it's immune to and what breaks it down.

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I literally don't know what I'm going to do next. That's successful.

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He makes His ministers a flame of fire. Am I ignitible? God deliver me from the dread asbestos of 'other things. ' Saturate me with the oil of the Spirit that I may be aflame. But flame is transient, often short lived. Canst thou bear this, my soul - short life?. . . Make me thy fuel, Flame of God.

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Guy Finley

Chasing after a pleasure to ease a pain is like running after a breeze to cool you down.

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Pierre Jean George Cabanis

In order to form for one's self a just notion of the operations which result in the production of thought, it is necessary to conceive of the brain as a peculiar organ, specially designed for the production thereof, just as the stomach is designed to effect digestion, the liver to filter the bile, the parotids and the maxillary and sublingual glands to prepare the salivary juices.

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John Legend

The future started yesterday, and we're already late.

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Noel Coward

Here ends the story of a ship, but there will always be other ships, for we are an island race. Through all our centuries, the sea has ruled our destiny. There will always be other ships and men to sail in them. It is these men, in peace or war, to whom we owe so much. Above all victories, beyond all loss, in spite of changing values in a changing world, they give to us, their countrymen, eternal and indomitable pride.

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