I used to be a window cleaner. I got fired because I sometimes liked to drink the soapy water.
The crucial question one comes back to is the examination; without that experience is meaningless. And I think it's true that society is becoming more and more passive, less and less fired up with enthusiasm, in many spheres.
I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger.
I will say if John Podesta said that about me and he was working for me I would have fired him fast.
I spilt paint all over the bar, they almost fired me.
There's nothing wrong with being fired.
There was a moment there when it was getting really bad and everyone was being let go. I was, like, 'Can I get fired, please? Can I move on with my life?'
I remained dedicated to my desires, and it's what enabled me to come back after being fired seven or eight times, whatever it was.
Paul Hollywood's "You're under baked" is even better than "You're fired. "
I have to thank the guy who fired me because he was also the guy who hired me.
I've just been fired over the phone by Yahoo's chairman of the board
Getting fired,’ Tyler says, ‘is the best thing that could happen to any of us. That way, we’d quit treading water and do something with our lives.
My agent said, "You aren't good enough for movies. " I said, "You're fired. "
When, in the autumn of 1947, I was fired from the first and only job I have ever held, I wanted one thing out of life: to become a writer.
The Wolverine was fired from his job as a cashier in a newsagents after just six weeks because his boss said, "he talks too much to customers". He can talk to me all day.
White guilt is more of a sanctioned social convention than a genuine emotional experience. It’s a form of theatrical empathy that’s socially and financially rewarded. When you learn to say and perhaps even believe the right things about race, doors are opened for you. When you say the wrong thing, those doors slam shut. Then, the gossips and church ladies will shame you publicly, demand that you be fired from your job, and use every avenue available to them to coerce a confession, a public apology and a staged conversion that contributes to their progressive narrative.
We did an episode where she goes out to get a job and she gets fired because she's not good. They hire a babysitter to help out and she finds out she hates the fact that the kids have more fun with the sitter than her.
You should try to get fired once in a while. It's good for you.
If you've got to get fired, it's really fabulous to get fired with a friend.
When I got fired, I had a feeling of loss because Viacom had been a passionate long-term relationship. But I got my balance back. I guess its like getting jilted by a girlfriend, a serious girlfriend. You move on.