I was fired from my television job, simple as that. Well, downsized, really, a classic 1990s situation.
My beef was with essentially being a product. I didn't want to be a product, so I tried to get fired, but they didn't fire me, which was weird.
That's Washington. That's the place where you find people getting ready to jump out of the foxholes before the first shot is fired.
As you all know first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.
It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.
Life is fired at us point blank.
Believe me, it's always a lot harder on the guy getting fired.
I like to get people fired up, fill them with zeal for McDonald's, and watch the results in their work.
There must be fired affections before our prayers will go up.
There are only two kinds of coaches - those who have been fired, and those who will be fired.
I get all fired up about aging in America.
I never quit. I just got fired.
When I left New York, after getting fired from Metallica, all I remember is that I wanted blood. Theirs.
Most actors have been fired during their career.
In my mind, there's no logical conclusion that can be drawn, other than that I was fired for my activism.
I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters, I painted houses, I sold vacuum cleaners. But there was always a voice saying, You should be doing something different. And it was usually my boss and I was being fired.
Don't be afraid to question. Don't be afraid to get fired. Don't be afraid to be wrong.
Eventually, I became involved with somebody and I was fired.
I've never been fired in my life. From anything. I've never failed at anything I've tried.
At some point you may get fired, but don't worry you will learn from it