I'm usually alone or asleep, at home.
I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afraid of dogs.
I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.
Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it's the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.
I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
When in some communities selling drugs is so lucrative that that's a pretty big enticement that we have to break down. Part of that is by making opportunities and paying decent wages.
Fame is a kind of death because it arrests life around the person in the public eye.
A successful branding program is based on the concept of singularity. It creates in the mind of the prospect the perception that there is no product on the market quite like your product.
I've always loved watching the news on TV. As a kid, I loved watching Walter Cronkite, for some reason.