I describe not men, but manners; not an individual, but a species.
Every time someone says, 'You know, we really ought to get together,' if I were really honest, I would ask 'Why?'
There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
If your parents never had children, chances are. . . neither will you.
As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
Great humorists are great insulters.
It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.
Every worm has to turn and every mouse must bite the elephant
In all the languages in the world, there is the same proverb: "What the eyes don't see, the heart doesn't grieve over. " Well, I say that there isn't an ounce of truth in it. The further off they are, the closer to the heart are all those feelings that we try to repress and forget.
We reaffirm that on days like this, there are no Republicans or Democrats. We are Americans, united in concern for our fellow citizens.
Don't ever let a guy make you feel ugly, cause no matter what. . . you're beautiful with him or without him.