You can only really learn from failure. . . To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
If your parents never had children, chances are. . . neither will you.
Great humorists are great insulters.
It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.
Just think of all the billions of coincidences that don't happen.
If you never want to be criticized, for goodness sake don't do anything new.
There are laws that only apply to people with HIV - we're becoming a viral underclass.
Love ought to show itself in deeds more than in words.
If you think you are working hard, you can work harder. If you think you are doing enough, there is more that you can do. No one really ever exhausts his full potential.