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Aisha Tyler Biography

Aisha N. Tyler (born September 18, 1970) is an American talk show host, actress, comedian, author, producer, writer, and director. She is known for portraying Andrea Marino in the first season of Ghost Whisperer, voicing Lana Kane in Archer, portraying Dr. Tara Lewis in Criminal Minds and portraying Mother Nature in the Santa Clause film series, as well as recurring roles in CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Talk Soup and Friends. She is a former co-host of CBS's The Talk, and the host of Whose Line Is It Anyway? Tyler also hosted Ubisoft's E3 press conferences from 2012 to 2016, and has made various video game appearances including Halo: Reach and Ubisoft's Watch Dogs where her voice and likeness are featured.

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But I love stand-up, and it's where I came from creatively, so it's something I never want to walk away from.

Away, Creatively, Love, Walk, Walks, Want

I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.

Douches, Drunken, Married, Thinking

I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone's afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.

Afraid, Couple, Day, People, Point, Want

I'm sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.

Childhood, Levels, Lows, Scurvy

I was not one of those people who wanted to be a comedian when I was growing up. I liked comedy, but didn't know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney. I did do things on the side like improv and sketch comedy, but law was my focus. I was a very bookish, academic kid. When I got out of college, I was really unhappy. I had a great job that I should have loved, yet I was miserable. I slowly realized that was because I wasn't performing. So I just tried stand-up and fell in love with it after one performance.

College, Comedy, Growing Up, Job, Kids, Slowly

When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery—much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.

Across, Cells, Dead, Girlfriend, Jeans, Wobbly

TV always wants more people to be watching.

People, Tvs, Want, Watching

I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way. I don't want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.

Different, Good, Pandered, Talk, Trying, Want

Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don't think so.

Complain, Complaining, Smart, Think, Thinking, Typecast

When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.

Down, Fire, Looks, Slow, Want, Wreckage

I'm the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.

Detriment, Kindest, Littles, My Own, Supportive

I'm black, and black don't crack. It does droop.

Black, Crack, Cracks, Doe, Droop

After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you. '

Doctors, Looks, Money, Said, Spending, Thinking

I really do know football.

Football, Know, Knows

A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom - the freedom to live a life free of fear of violence, to select a fulfilling career and be compensated fairly, to choose when to start a family, to marry whom you love. I want everyone, regardless of gender, to live a life free of restriction or fear, able to pursue their own personal brand of happiness and fulfillment.

Career, Careers, Family, Feminism, Pursue, Want

I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.

Amusement, Childhood, Moments, Painful Moments, Wrenchingly

Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be. So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.

Embrace, Ethnic, Happier, People, Say, Trying

I'm such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.

Geek, Nerd, Real

Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.

Gnawed, Hands, Men, Nails, Stubby

Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.

Bad, Culture, Pop, Pop Culture, Pops, Times

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