I am 1,000 percent for Tom Eagleton and I have no intention of dropping him from the ticket.
If your parents never had children, chances are. . . neither will you.
There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
Great humorists are great insulters.
It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.
Just think of all the billions of coincidences that don't happen.
After the group vet appointment--during which Lyle scratched the vet, the vet tech, and some poor woman minding her own business in the waiting room--we went back to Sabrina's and re-released the cats to their natural habitat.
The only lesson to extract from any civil war is that it's pointless and futile and ugly, and that there is nothing glamorous or heroic about it. There are heroes, but the causes are never heroic.
Mike Hammer drinks beer because I can't spell Cognac.
I became almost immediately fascinated by the possibilities of trying out all conceivable reactions with them, some leading to explosions, others to unbearable poisoning of the air in our house, frightening my parents.