I get speeding ticket like everybody else. If the restaurant is full I'm waiting in line like everybody else.
Most importantly, how impressive can I be to people that bought tickets, where they never feel, "It was pretty good. " If anyone thinks my show was "pretty good," then I've completely failed. I think every comic should think that.
I just bought a Lambourghini, I'm not even into racing with a windshield full of tickets cause I live right by the station.
Rumors have restarted that the Republican ticket will not be Bush-Cheney. But today those rumors were put to rest when Cheney said, 'No, I'm keeping him on the ticket. '
I don't think anyone can calculate the effect of having a Jew on the ticket.
Faith is the ticket to the feast, not the feast.
If you can't sell tickets you'll struggle.
Anytime you put your name on a ticket with nothing else attached to it, that's the true testament to where you are in your career - how many tickets are sold.
Fear of failure is a ticket to mediocrity. If you’re not failing from time to time, you’re not pushing yourself. And if you’re not pushing yourself, you’re coasting.
Reading is a discount ticket to everywhere.
Well you can't win the lottery if you don't have a ticket
Many times we talk about the people that have come to enjoy the show. They went through a lot to get here, whatever they needed to work out in their lives; they got babysitters, they traveled, and purchased the tickets. So it's up to us to deliver the goods!
Just send the emails and talk to people. Spend all your money on nail polish and opera tickets.
The Texas-OU game is a big revenue bear. And because it's played at a neutral site, you don't have as many student body going as you would if it was home-and-home. These are full-price tickets.
I wanted to go to Jupiter. That was my plan from day one, and David Lynch gave me the ticket.
I'm not a policy expert - I am only arguing that there is more to an education than an economic ticket.
I see myself as a comic but the acting helps sell tickets for gigs.
If it's a choice between spending twenty five dollars for tickets to a movie and almost that much again for drinks and popcorn, it's understandable that people are opting to buy a movie on DVD for fifteen dollars, even if it's no-frills.
Minority views expressed in films simply don't sell tickets.
If you want a commercial success - it's the confusion of commerce with art. A successful play is not considered to be the best written. It is the one that sells the most tickets. Those standards are destructive [to theatre].