Your test had cheese meteor questions?" - Bex to Liz.
I wanted to be able to tell my grandkids one day, "Hey, your grandpa ran into a burning building and survived. "
Life is too short to miss out on the beautiful things like a double cheeseburger.
I'm thankful for weird people out there 'cause they're some of the most creative people.
I have a theory that as nice and sweet as you can be equates to how dangerous you can be.
I had people in my life who were insane and negative, but they taught me how not to be, how I didn't want to end up.
Someday you'll miss her like she missed you. Someday you'll need her like she needed you. Someday you'll love her and she won't love you.
We have determined enemies who will use any means available to take the lives of as many Americans as possible. They cheered when the Twin Towers fell. They dream of even larger calamities. They must be stopped. And that requires an intelligence system that finds them, before they harm us.
Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
A smile remains the most inexpensiv gift I can bestow on anyone and yet its powers can vanquish kingdoms.
Justice must not only be seen to be done but has to be seen to be believed.