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J. B. Morton Biography

John Cameron Andrieu Bingham Michael Morton, better known by his preferred abbreviation J. B. Morton (7 June 1893 – 10 May 1979) was an English humorous writer noted for authoring a column called "By the Way" under the pen name 'Beachcomber' in the Daily Express from 1924 to 1975.

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A library is a room where the murders take place.

Library, Murder, Room, Rooms, Take

Justice must not only be seen to be done but has to be seen to be believed.

Believed, Done, Justice, Seen

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Back, Five, Funny, Life, Mind, Minutes

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.

Disadvantage, Hog, Luck, Purse, Trying, Wife

Wagner is the Puccini of music.

Music, Puccini, Wagner

To fairy flutes, As the light advances, In square black boots The cabman dances.

Black, Dances, Light, Square, Squares

Economy: cutting down other people's wages.

Business, Cutting, Economy, People, Wages

Erratum. In my article on the Price of Milk, 'Horses' should have read 'Cows' throughout.

Cows, Horse, Read, Should Have, Throughout

Vegetarians have wicked, shifty eyes, and laugh in a cold calculating manner. They pinch little children, steal stamps, drink water, favor beards.

Children, Drink, Eye, Food, Manner, Steal

Stan Shih

Stan Shih

Louis Fabian Bachrach, Jr.

Louis Fabian Bachrach, Jr.

Anna Mae Aquash

Anna Mae Aquash

Kristian Birkeland

Kristian Birkeland

Carolina Kluft

Carolina Kluft

John Quincy Adams

John Quincy Adams

Alfred Sisley

Alfred Sisley

Drea de Matteo

Drea de Matteo

Will Smith

Will Smith

C. Sue Carter

C. Sue Carter

Stewart Granger

Stewart Granger

Hsing Yun

Hsing Yun