Laughter is the jam on the toast of life. It adds flavor, keeps it from being too dry, and makes it easier to swallow.
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.
The proper drinking of Scotch whisky is more than indulgence: it is a toast to civilization, a tribute to the continuity of culture, a manifesto of man's determination to use the resources of nature to refresh mind and body and enjoy to the full the senses with which he has been endowed.
But in my heart I knew the old Bryce was toast. There was no going back. Not to Garrett or Shelly or Miranda or any of the other people who wouldn't understand. Juli was different, but after all these years that didn't bother me anymore. I liked it. I liked her.
I am very superstitious about toasts. I never toast with water, and I'm very careful to make eye contact with everyone I toast with.
I was just taking out my trash and I had, like, 300 cans of Diet Coke. It was just like, 'How did that happen?' I don't even remember buying them. I also like Cinnamon Toast Crunch. My addictions are pretty much the only things I consume.
Time for you and time for me, And time yet for a hundred indecisions, And for a hundred visions and revisions, Before the taking of a toast and tea.
You don't have to shoot me," says the young lion. "I will be your rug and I will lie in front of your fireplace and I won't move a muscle and you can sit on me and toast all the marshmallows you want. I love marshmallows.
There's a character that I play onstage, and I can't let him loose in the supermarket when I'm buying my beans on toast.
Few people arise in the morning as hungry for God as they are for cornflakes or toast and eggs.
It is impossible not to love someone who makes toast for you.
So here's to the girls on the go Everybody tries. Look into their eyes, And you'll see what they know: Everybody dies. A toast to that invincible bunch, The dinosaurs surviving the crunch. Let's hear it for the ladies who lunch Everybody rise!
Nobody respects a country with a poor army, but everybody respects a country with a good army. I raise my toast to the Finnish army
He got me a cup of tea with honey, toast with honey, yogurt with honey, like I was John the Baptist with the flu.
Brew me a cup for a winter's night. For the wind howls loud and the furies fight; Spice it with love and stir it with care, And I'll toast our bright eyes, my sweetheart fair.
I need to eat before a workout. If I exercise in the morning, I'll have a little oatmeal, cereal, or a hard-boiled egg with toast. If I go in the afternoon, I'll eat a turkey sandwich with cheese for lunch.
There's gonna be a general lack of toast in the neighborhood this morning.
If you can’t out iterate someone who is trying to copy you, you’re toast anyway.
Be the Ambulance. Make toast.
Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
