I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last … - Artie Lange

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But now his dry and silent grieving for his lost wife must end, for there she stood, the fierce, recalcitrant, and fragile stranger, forever to be won again.

Artie Lange

I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

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But now his dry and silent grieving for his lost wife must end, for there she stood, the fierce, recalcitrant, and fragile stranger, forever to be won again.

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