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The good news is, President Obama was born in America. The bad news is, so was Donald Trump.

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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.

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I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them

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Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.

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Today is the first day of the rest of your life. And if that doesn't work out for you, Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.

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I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?

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My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.

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