Don't be a spectator, don't let life pass you by
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all.
You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.
Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover.
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
I tried to swallow his nonsense without choking.
We have one set of obligations to the world in general, and we have other sets never to be reconciled to our fellow-countrymen, to our neighbors, to our friends, to our family, to our children.
I love tennis! I've always felt like this because it is such a classy sport with a great, competitive flair to it.
Vain, weak-built isthmus, which dost proudly rise Up between two eternities!