That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.
I always feel slightly sorry to be the voice of whatever I'm experiencing.
Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories.
Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.
I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.
My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.
I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs. . . but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.
The man who is praised by others is regarded as worthy though he may be really void of all merit. But the man who sings his own praises becomes disgraced though he should be Indra, the possessor of all excellencies.
True love is when you're cheating on a person but the thought of them still makes your eyes smile!
I know that BMW is now a sponsor of the USOC - of the United States Olympic Committee - so they offer the use of their aerodynamic speed-tunnel for testing and such for the athletes, which is a great advantage. But to be honest with you, I'd rather have a free car!
Kenya doesn't have much of an infrastructure for hosting a film of this scale. Our producer decided that for the film to really work it had to be in Kenya.