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There is no such thing as an average human being. If you have a normal brain, you are superior.

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On the side of box of my superman costume it actually said - 'Do not attempt to fly!'

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Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

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Why would you want to work for a living if you could just joke around? Being a celebrity expands your commercial possibilities.

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Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.

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People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

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Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

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