Sharks attack surfers because they look like a seal. Apparently, when you're layng on your board and you … - Henry Cho

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Sharks attack surfers because they look like a seal. Apparently, when you're layng on your board and you have your arms and legs hanging off, from underneath you look like a seal. So I just got a picture of a seal and put a red line through it and put it underneath my board.

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