More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good. - Linda Sunshine

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Disease is not something personal and special, but only a manifestation of life under modified conditions, operating according to the same laws as apply to the living body at all times, from the first moment until death.

Linda Sunshine

More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.

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My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time.

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If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.

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I discovered, quite early in motherhood, that the longest and most painful deliveries occur when you give birth to stepchildren.

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If sisters were free to express how they really feel, parents would hear this: "Give me all the attention and all the toys and send Rebecca to live with Grandma. "

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Any idiot would know women's needs are simple. All we want is your basic millionaire brain surgeon criminal lawyer great dancer who pilots his own Lear Jet and owns seafront property. On the other hand, things being what they are today, most of us will settle for a guy who holds down a steady job and isn't carrying an infectious disease.

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