People just want honest music.
I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent a priest up to talk to me and he said, ' On your mark. . . '
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.
You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.
Art maybe the only space where an indvidual can be utterly free to question himself, as well as his relationship to his God
I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels. " He said, "You've got cholera. "
I remember going onstage on Broadway in this Leigh Bowery thing for a track like "Ich Bin Kunst. " I've got breasts, this latex dripping down on my head, and I come out in a box. I just remember the audience looking really horrified because Rosie [O'Donnell] was trying to sell the show as sort of Pippin and Annie. She was saying it's a family show.
Fashion comes and goes, but style is eternal.