There are always some areas world history does not reach, zones of silence and undisturbed ignorance.
There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
A man once said when the legend gets bigger than the man, you've lost the man and you have an unrealistic picture.
Courage never takes away fear; courage simply redistributes fear to get the job done.
There are two golden rules for an orchestra: start together and finish together. The public doesn't give a damn what goes on in between.
Experiment is the sole interpreter of the artifices of Nature.