God doesn't give us just enough. God gives us more than enough: more bread and fish than we can eat, more love than we dared to ask for.
Personally, I never admired communists because they operate on the theory that human beings are nice people.
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists.
Put it back in the horse!
We believe in healthy, hearty laughter -- at the expense of the whole human race, if needs be. Needs be.
Never buy anything with a handle on it. It means work.
Don't tear other people down. Lift people up.
Basketball is sort of an interesting sport that, you know, the top player on your team makes so much more of an impact than the top player in any other sport.
Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other's picture.
All the important things in life lie beyond reason. . . and that's just the way things are.