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My dragon? save anybody? you must have have him confused with someone else- Smaug perhaps?.

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A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic!

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If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!

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As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.

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Sometimes I wonder what my grandfather would think of what I do, he spent his whole life in the kebab business, was buried with all his equipment, probably turning in his grave.

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My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education. . . because they were both druids.

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